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iamjacksfesteringhate: I want the kind of relationship Dr. Cox has on scrubs. Someone i can be mean to, and they’ll be even meaner to me.

Feb 21st

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Hey. Zachary Quinto.

Put your penis in me.

Feb 19th

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I kind of have a girl boner for Matt Dillon.

Feb 5th

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I'm going to see Kevin Smith tomorrow.

And I’m going to shit my pants. And also just generally be wet for Jason Mewes.

Feb 2nd

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“I know for a fact that I like sweaters. I know for a fact that I don’t...”

– Michael Showalter - Mr. Funny Pants

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Pick up the nearest book, turn to page 7, and copy...

The sign will be hand-painted in medieval script with a portrait of me dressed as a court jester (a nod to my past as a very famous celebrity), and then underneath there’ll be a cute little slogan: “Smell the difference.” You can fucking swim all you want. If you don’t have a pen, remember that God gave you natural ink - your own blood. - Michael Ian Black’s “My...

Jan 14th

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